When In Doubt About Who's To Blame.

A Junkie Will Steal Your Purse, And Then Help You Look For It.

If We Are Now Holding Late-night Talk-show Hosts To The Same Moral Accountability As We Hold Politicians Or Clergymen, I'm Out. I'm Gone.

Gas Prices - It Is $6 A Gallon Here. People In L.a. Are Furious. You Can't Tell, Of Course, Because Of The Botox.

Anyone Who's Just Driven 90 Yards Against Huge Men Trying To Kill Them Has Earned The Right To Do Jazz Hands.

I Have No Ambitions Beyond Being Comfortable In What I Do For A Living - And Earning A Living.