When I'm On A Break From Writing,

I Hurl The Glass Teapot To The Ground. We Both Stare At It, Stunned. "it Was Supposed To Break," I Explain After A Pause, " And That Was Going To Signify That Yes, I Would Throw Something Away . If I Knew It Wasn't Right For Me.

Why Didn't I Buy A New Phone Earlier? Why Don't I Always Walk Around With A Spare Phone? It Should Be The Law, Like Having A Spare Tire.

I'm Lying. I Don't Just Need Someone Like You. I Need You.

I Think A Lot Of People Still Fantasise About That First Love And What Might Happen If They Rekindled The Relationship.

I'm An Impulse Buyer. I Don't Really Go Out With A List.