When I'm Not A Politician, I'll Be

We Shall Return To Proven Ways - Not Because They Are Old, But Because They Are True.

Everyone Knows That Gays Have Served Honorably In The Military Since At Least The Time Of Julius Caesar.

...this Bill Will Require The Creation Of A Federal Police Force Of Mammoth Proportions. It Also Bids Fair To Result In The Development Of An 'informer' Psychology In Great Areas Of Our National Life-neighbors Spying On Neighbors, Workers Spying On Workers, Business Spying On Businessmen-were Those Who Would Harass Their Fellow Citizens For Selfish And Narrow Purposes Will Have Ample Inducement To Do So. These, The Federal Police Force An 'informer' Psychology, Are The Hallmarks Of The Police State And Landmarks In The Destruction Of A Free Society.

After One Of His [hubert Humphrey] Long-winded Harangues I Suggested He Had Probably Been Vaccinated With A Phonograph Needle. He Responded By Saying That I Would Have Been A Great Success In The Movies Working For Eighteenth Century-fox.

Sex And Politics Are A Lot Alike. You Don't Have To Be Good At Them To Enjoy Them.