When I'd Tell People I Like Country

My Attitude Toward Men Who Mess Around Is Simple: If You Find 'em, Kill 'em.

I Came Out The Back Of The Building And I Was Hollering, 'i've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry! I've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry!'

I've Seen Country Music Go Uptown, Like We Say, And I'm Proud I Was There When It Happened.

It's Important That You Take Care Of Yourself And Blow Off Steam In The Right Way. Don't Let Some Woman Walk In And Say, "hey, Goodbye!" And Take Your Man. Kill Her If You Can! I'm Only Kidding.

I've Seen Every Highway In The United States, And They All Look Alike To Me.