When I Was Younger, I Used To

Don't Call Me A Postmodern!

Unlike Others Who Have Been Caught Swearing On Camera, I Apologised Immediately. And Yet I Am The Only Person Banned For Swearing. That Doesn't Seem Right.

I Am Not The First Player To Have Sworn On Tv And I Won't Be The Last.

I Love Football, Football Is My Life.

When I Was Younger, I Used To Visualise Myself Scoring Wonder Goals, Stuff Like That.