When I Was Very Young, I Played

I'll Look Through 'us Weekly' And I'll See A Picture Of Brad Pitt And Jennifer Anniston. And I'm Like, 'wow, They Just... They Look So Good. Even If They're Like Just Wearing Jeans And A T-shirt, They Still Look Great.'

I'm A Weird, Bald Musician Who Makes Records In His Bedroom And Lives In The Lower East Side.

I Feel Like The Vast Majority Of The World's Problems Would Disappear If Suddenly Everyone On The Planet Were Relatively Self-aware And Capable Of Honest Self-love And Compassion.

I Still Never Get Recognized. Small, Bald White Guys Like Myself - We All Kind Of Look The Same.

There Is Nothing Terribly Wrong With My Face, Even If Some Of Its Parts Aren't Very Inspiring.