When I Was A Teen Idol, I

Contrary To Popular Belief, I Don't Go Out Very Much. When I Do Go Out, A Lot Of Times It'll Be To Something Like A Heavyweight Fight, And I'll Be Photographed, So That People Have This Conception That I Go Out A Lot.

To Achieve Longevity You Will Have Cycles. No One Gets There In One Straight Shot.

You Can Meet People Who Are Really Beautiful. Then, When You See Them Angry For The First Time, All Of A Sudden They're Not Beautiful Anymore. They Didn't Just Step Into The Other Room And Have Plastic Surgery; They're Still The Same Physically. It's Just That Something Inside Of Them Has Changed. They're No Longer Attractive.

Fred Savage,he's America's Sweetheart, Like I Always Say. One Of The Funniest, Nicest, Most Decent... I Love Him Like A Brother.

I Am The Guy Dressing Up In, You Know, The Caveman Outfit For The Kids Birthday Parties.