When I Was A Kid I Was

You've Got One Life, Live It. Follow Your Dreams, Quit Your Job, Drop Out Of School, Tell Your Boyfriend That He's Lousy And Walk Out The Door. This Is Your Time. This Is Your Life. You Know What? Dream As Big As You Want To, Its The Cheapest Thing You'll Ever Do.

My Proudest Moment Was When I Was In High School, Some Jackass Tried To Give Me A Wedgy. I Came Prepared, I Went Commando. It Tickled.

I Was Very Much In My Own World, Never The Popular Kid. But I Had A Great Family, A Great Brother And Mother.

The Idea That I Would Ever End Up On David Letterman Or Jay Leno Is Horrifying. I Am Such A Freak In Comparison To Most Other Twenty-five-year-old Guys. I Have No Idea What Other People Are Thinking. I’m Not Really In Touch.

It’s About Getting To A Point In Your Life Where You’re Ready To Let Go And Move On And Become The Better Version Of Yourself.