When I Speak Of The Case For

Audacious Ribald: Your Laughter Will Finish In Hideous Boredom Before Morning.

I Finished My First Book Seventy-six Years Ago. I Offered It To Every Publisher On The English-speaking Earth I Had Ever Heard Of. Their Refusals Were Unanimous: And It Did Not Get Into Print Until, Fifty Years Later; Publishers Would Publish Anything That Had My Name On It.

Don't Wait For The Right Opportunity: Create It.

When A Man Teaches Something He Does Not Know To Somebody Else Who Has No Aptitude For It, And Gives Him A Certificate Of Proficiency, The Latter Has Completed The Education Of A Gentleman.

Sexually,woman Is Nature's Contrivance For Perpetuating Its Highest Achievement.