When I Sell Liquor, It's Bootlegging. When

In This Life All That I Have Is My Word And My Balls And I Do Not Break Them For Nobody.

When I Sell Liquor, It's Bootlegging. When My Patrons Serve It On A Silver Tray On Lakeshore Drive, It's Hospitality.

Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot, Because The Guys That Invented Religion Have Sure Been Trying Hard To Keep Everybody Else Out.

You Accomplish More With A Smile, A Handshake, And A Gun Than You Do With Just A Smile And A Handshake.

Be Careful Who You Call Your Friends. I’d Rather Have Four Quarters Than One Hundred Pennies.