When I Say, 'i Love Christ And

When I Was Growing Up, I Was The Most Pretentious Person I Have Ever Met. I Only Read Obscure Books And Watched Obscure Movies And Only Listened To Obscure Music.

Old People Go To The Polls Because They Can't Get Erections, Young People Stay Home, Do Drugs And Have Sex.

In A Perfect World, I Would Be 6-foot-3 And Have A Perfect Head Of Hair And Look Like Orlando Bloom.

I Love That Vinyl Is Actually Growing In Popularity, And That There Are So Many Great Record Stores.

As Time Passes And The More Advanced Science Becomes, The More Interesting It Becomes.