When I Paint, The Sea Roars Others

This Grandiose Tragedy That We Call Modern Art.

So Little Of What Could Happen Does Happen.

I Tried Sex Once With A Woman And That Woman Was Gala. It Was Overrated. I Tried Sex Once With A Man And That Man Was The Famous Juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist Poet]. It Was Very Painful.

An Elegant Woman Is A Woman Who Despises You And Has No Hair Under Her Arms.

The Sole Difference Between Myself And A Madman Is The Fact That I Am Not Mad.