When I Let Some Girl Take Me

Don't Get Me Started On Cold Toilet Seats.

Probably The Most Memorable Even Of My Life Is When I Was Born. It Really Made Me Who I Am. If I Die, I Hope To Go Out The Same Way I Came In, But I Don't Think My Mother Would Be Into That.

I Think There Are Bound To Be Obstacles In Any Path To Success. I Mean, I'm Jewish, And There's Nothing I Can Do About That. Instead Of Sitting Around And Feeling Sorry For Myself, I Got Over It And Did Something With My Life.

I'm Not An Hour Late. You Guys Were Just An Hour Early.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.