When I Knew Nothing, I Thought I

My Uncle Always Said That I Could Have Been A Rancher.

If You Piss Your Pants, You Can Only Stay Warm For So Long.

You Have A Little Bit Of Feeling For Everyone You Play.

Listening To Critics Is Like Letting Muhammad Ali Decide Which Astronaut Goes To The Moon.

I Take A Vitamin Every Day; It's Called A Steak.