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Democracy Is The Theory That The Common People Know What They Want, And Deserve To Get It Good And Hard.

It Is The Mission Of The Pedagogue, Not To Make His Pupils Think, But To Make Them Think Right, And The More Nearly His Own Mind Pulsates With The Great Ebbs And Flows Of Popular Delusion And Emotion, The More Admirably He Performs His Function. He May Be An Ass, But That Is Surely No Demerit In A Man Paid To Make Asses Of His Customers.

Dachshund: A Half-a-dog High And A Dog-and-a-half Long.

Puritanism. The Haunting Fear That Someone, Somewhere, May Be Happy.

Democracy The Domination Of Unreflective And Timorous Men, Moved In Vast Herds By Mob Conditions.