When I Had My Child, I Planned

It's Funny; I Actually Made Poorer Decisions When I Sobered Up Then When I Was Screwed Up.

As An Entertainer, A Comedy Guy, Whatever, You're Never Gonna Be Truly 100-percent Happy With Anything.

As An Adult, I Really Don't Watch Much Horror, To Be Honest. I Mean, I Like A Good Thrill. Thrillers Are My Favorite. I Like Stuff That Keeps You On The Edge Of Your Seat Or Maybe Makes You Jump. But What I Don't Like Is The Gore. I Don't Like Gratuitous Violence And Killing And All That Kind Of Stuff. So It's Kind Of An Interesting Paradox.

I Believe I Am God's Favorite Comedian. I Think He Is A Really Big Comedy Writer. He Writes Scripts. And I Just Follow Along.

Oh, I See People Everywhere. Some Are Celebs, But Most Of My Friends Are Just Regular People. The Thing Is, Even Celebs Are Normal People Too. Just People.