When I Go To Dance Clubs, I

I Had To Travel Half Way Across The World To Be Called An American.

As A Comedian, Especially One That Works As Much As I Do, There Is A Lot Of Sacrifice. People Don't See That I'm Away From My Family 46 Weeks Out Of The Year. I Miss All The Birthdays And Anniversaries And Holidays.

My Favorite People To Have Fun With Are Police Officers 'cause They're So Serious, You Know.

People Think If You Have Money, It'll Fix The Problems, But It Creates Different Ones.

Comedians Do Movies And Tv So That When They Tour, They Sell Out. That's The Goal: To Get Popular Enough So The Place Is Packed.