When I Go Out, I Love Steak

I'm A Salty, Greasy Girl. I Give Every French Fry A Fair Chance. Could You Just Lay Some Lard In My Belly?

I Have Always Had The Same New Year Resolutions: To Stop Smoking, To Start Wearing A Bra, And To Stop Shopping.

Everybody Has Been Cheated On, Everyone Will Be Cheated On.

I Never Felt I Had To Prove Myself With Anything.

I Think Women Are Afraid To Say That They Don't Want Children Because They're Going To Get Shunned. But I Think That's Changing Too Now. I Have More Girlfriends Who Don't Have Kids Than Those That Do. And Honestly? We Don't Need Any More Kids. We Have Plenty Of People On This Planet.