When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over

I Think The Two Most Difficult Things To Deal With In Life Are Failure And Success

I Used To Jog But The Ice Cubes Kept Falling Out Of My Glass.

Whether I'm On For A Day Or Whether I'm On For A Year, At The End Of The Day, I Sing For My Dinner.

I'm A Family Man. I Personally Started 3 Or 4 Families Last Year.

Women Are Great. When They Dig You, There's Nothing They Won't Do. That Kind Of Loyalty Is Hard To Find - Unless You've Got A Good Dog.