When I Countered That Archie Bunker Didn't

Originally, With All The Shows, We Went Looking For Belly Laughs.

Archie Bunker Used To Call Me 'the Laziest White Kid He'd Ever Met.'

As A Matter Of Fact, When People Ask Where My 'point Of View' Comes From, It Was There In One Of The First Sketches We Wrote For [dean] Martin And [jerry] Lewis.

We All [ed Simmons,dean Martin And Jerry Lewis] Started Together, So There Were No Rules - Anything We Wrote Became Television.

Success Is How You Collect Your Minutes. You Spend Millions Of Minutes To Reach One Triumph, One Moment, Then You Spend Maybe A Thousand Minutes Enjoying It. If You Were Unhappy Through Those Millions Of Minutes, What Good Is The Thousand Minutes Of Triumph? It Doesn't Equate... Life Is Made Of Small Pleasures. Good Eye Contact Over The Breakfast Table With Your Wife. A Moment Of Touching A Friend. Happiness Is Made Of Those Tiny Successes. The Big Ones Come Too Infrequently. If You Don't Have All Those Zillions Of Tiny Successes, The Big Ones Don't Mean Anything.