When Fate Hands You A Lemon, Make

An Old Man Was Asked What Had Robbed Him Of Joy In His Life. His Reply Was, "things That Never Happened."

Mix Judgement With Ambition And Season It With Energy. It Makes A Splendid Recipe For Success.

By Criticizing, We Do Not Make Lasting Changes And Often Incur Resentment.

The Ideas I Stand For Are Not Mine. I Borrowed Them From Socrates. I Swiped Them From Chesterfield. I Stole Them From Jesus. And I Put Them In A Book. If You Don't Like Their Rules, Whose Would You Use?

You Are Something New In This World. Never Before, Since The Beginning Of Time, Has There Ever Been Anybody Exactly Like You; And Never Again Throughout All The Ages To Come Will There Ever Be Anybody Exactly Like You Again.