When Dvds Finally Disappear, I'm Going To

When Authorities Warn You Of The Sinfulness Of Sex, There Is An Important Lesson To Be Learned. Do Not Have Sex With The Authorities.

I'm Not Going To Stop Torturing Myself Till I Figure Out The Cause Of My Pain.

When You're As Important As I Am, Getting Your Feelings Hurt By Me Is Almost An Honor.

Everybody Doesn't Have To Get Every Joke. People Really Appreciate Not Being Condescended To.

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson