When Duty Calls, That Is When Character

If America Cannot Win A War In A Week, It Begins Negotiating With Itself.

The Most Successful Column Is One That Causes The Reader To Throw Down The Paper In A Peak Of Fit.

Never Look For The Story In The 'lede.' Reporters Are Required To Put What's Happened Up Top, But The Practiced Pundit Places A Nugget Of News, Even A Startling Insight, Halfway Down The Column, Directed At The Politiscenti. When Pressed For Time, The Savvy Reader Starts There.

George Washington Had A Tough Second Term.

Adjective Salad Is Delicious, With Each Element Contributing Its Individual And Unique Flavor; But A Puree Of Adjective Soup Tastes Yecchy.