When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always

My Girlfriend Told Me That She Was Seeing Another Man. I Told Her To Rub Her Eyes.

I Don't Know If I Have Sexual Magnetism Or Animal Magnetism, Though Sometimes I'll Find A Squirrel Stuck To My Forehead.

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

I've Always Had A Special Place In My Heart For Old Women Digging Through Garbage Bins. They Saved My Life So Many Times As A Baby.

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.