When Death Comes Too Near, Comedy And

Nothing Goes Sour More Easily Than The Life Of Pleasure.

Other People's Beliefs May Be Myths, But Not Mine.

A Suburb Is An Attempt To Get Out Of Reach Of The City Without Having The City Be Out Of Reach.

Yearning Wants Mostly To Perpetuate Itself.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.