When All Is Lost, Ask The I.r.s.

Be Your Own Hero, It's Cheaper Than A Movie Ticket.

Buying A Lie Is One Thing, Giving It Away For Free Is Quite Another.

Desperation Is Like Stealing From The Mafia: You Stand A Good Chance Of Attracting The Wrong Attention.

To Hit Bottom Is To Fall From Grace.

Born A Saint, Die A Sinner - Born A Sinner, Die A Saint.