When All Else Fails, Tell The Truth.

At Dinner Parties I Sit Below The Salt Now. There Are A Lot Of Interesting People There.

We Do Many Things At The Federal Level That Would Be Considered Dishonest And Illegal If Done In The Private Sector.

I Read All These Stories That I Don't Know Anything About Politics. But I Must Know Something. I've Had Some Good Victories In Congress, And I've Survived This Town For Four Years.

When All Else Fails, Tell The Truth.

It's Common Knowledge That A Large Percentage Of Wall Street Brokers Use Astrology.