When All Else Fails, Tell The Truth.

I Read All These Stories That I Don't Know Anything About Politics. But I Must Know Something. I've Had Some Good Victories In Congress, And I've Survived This Town For Four Years.

We Do Many Things At The Federal Level That Would Be Considered Dishonest And Illegal If Done In The Private Sector.

At Dinner Parties I Sit Below The Salt Now. There Are A Lot Of Interesting People There.

You've Got To Give Loyalty Down, If You Want Loyalty Up.

It's Common Knowledge That A Large Percentage Of Wall Street Brokers Use Astrology.