When All Else Fails, Complicate Matters

No, They Can't. They Can't Be Luke Skywalker.

The Difference Between Tragedy And Comedy: Tragedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else, While Comedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else.

Tomer: “what's This?” Cabinet: “wt's Ths?” Wedge: “cabinet.” Tomer: “i Know It's A Cabinet, But It's Talking.” Cabinet: “...ts Tlkng” Janson: “oh That. It's The Catann Minister Of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.” Tycho: “he Bet Wedge He Could Fold Himself In The That Cabinet, Around The Shelves And All.” Hobbie: “never Bet Against Wedge. The Minister Gets To Stay In There Until He Admits That It Was A Stupid Bet And That Wedge Doesn't Owe Him Anything.

The Good Thing About Being Dr. Frankenstein Is That You Can Always Make New Friends.

Feminism Is Sort Of Like God. Many People Profess To Believe In It, But No One Seems To Be Able To Define It To Everyone's Satisfaction.