What's The Difference Between Sex And Love?

I'm Here Instead Of Having Shoulder Surgery. But I'm Not Sure Which Is More Painful.

I'll See A Beautiful Girl Walking Up To Me And I'll Think, Oh, My God, I Can't Believe My Good Luck. But Then She'll Say, 'where's Your Son?' Or 'my Mother Loves You'.

One Night I Went Over To Get Some Dope From Some Hollywood Tough Guy. After I Left, My Son Scott, Who Was Only Fifteen, Went Over With A Baseball Bat To Kill Him. I Was Laughing Out Of One Eye And Crying Out Of The Other. I Thought, Who Am I Kidding?

There Are A Lot Of Guys In Hollywood Who Clap You On The Back Just A Little Too Hard.

People Say, 'gee, You Do A Lot Of Mafia Movies.' I Think I've Done Two, Out Of 60.