What's Most Important In A Friendship? Tolerance

We'll Send You A Hogwarts Toilet Seat!

They Make A Fuss About Hogsmeade, But I Assure You, Harry, It's Not All It's Cracked Up To Be. All Right, The Sweetshop's Rather Good, And Zonko's Joke Shop's Frankly Dangerous, And Yes, The Shrieking Shack Is Always Worth A Visit, But Really, Harry, Apart From That, You're Not Missing Anything.

Yes, Harry, Blessed As I Am With Extraordinary Brainpower, I Understood Everything You Told Me. I Think You Might Even Consider The Possibility That I Understood More Than You Did.

Stop, Stop, Stop, You're Going To Poke Someone's Eye Out!

How In The Name Of Merlin's Pants Have You Managed To Get Your Hands On Those Horcrux Books?