What's Happened To Marriage? The Wedding-industrial Complex.

Aside From Velcro, Time Is The Most Mysterious Substance In The Universe.

Long, Long Ago, Before Eruptions Were Invented, The Molten Lava Had To Be Carried Down The Mountainside, Bucket By Bucket, And Poured Over The Sleeping Villagers. This Took Time.

I've Gained A Few Pounds Around The Middle. The Only Lower Body Garments I Own That Still Fit Me Comfortably Are Towels.

I Want To Gag Sometimes When I See Who "we" Are Recommending That People Vote For, And Not Just As A Libertarian.

For 41 Years I Have Gone With A Very Natural Hair "look" That Was Originally Popularized By Coconuts.