What's A' Your Jargon O' Your Schools,

John Barleycorn Was A Hero Bold, Of Noble Enterprise, For If You Do But Taste His Blood, 'twill Make Your Courage Rise, Twill Make A Man Forget His Wo; 'twill Heighten All His Joy.

When Matters Are Desperate We Must Put On A Desperate Face.

God Knows, I'm No The Thing I Should Be, Nor Am I Even The Thing I Could Be.

Now's The Day And Now's The Hour.

Mankind Is An Unco Squad And Muckle He May Grieve Thee.