Whatever You Are By Nature, Keep To

The Longer I Live, The More I Am Convinced That The Apothecary Is Of More Importance Than Seneca; And That Half The Unhappiness In The World Proceeds From Little Stoppages; From A Duct Choked Up, From Food Pressing In The Wrong Place, From A Vexed Duodenum, Or An Agitated Pylorus.

No Man Can Ever End With Being Superior Who Will Not Begin With Being Inferior.

Never Try To Reason The Prejudice Out Of A Man. It Was Not Reasoned Into Him, And Cannot Be Reasoned Out.

Scotland: That Garret Of The Earth - That Knuckle-end Of England - That Land Of Calvin, Oatcakes, And Sulfur.

Find Fault, When You Must Find Fault, In Private, If Possible; And Some Time After The Offense, Rather Than At The Time.