Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.