Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.