Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

How Much Would You Want To Stand At The Wrong End Of A Shooting Gallery?

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.