Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.