Whatever Happens, Never Happens By Itself.

I Haven't Been Out Of Work Since The Day I Took My Pants Off.

I'm Not The Type To Sit On The Porch And Watch Life Go By.

When I First Came Out With My Fans And The Wind Hit Me, I Almost Took Off.

I Like Boys. I Am Not Foreign; I Was Born And Raised In Hickory County, Mo.

What In Heaven's Name Is Strange About A Grandmother Dancing Nude? I'll Bet Lots Of Grandmothers Do It.