What Would Be A Road Hazard Anywhere

Walt Is Dead. And, After A Couple Of Hours At Epcot, You'll Wish You Were, Too.

The Harvard Lampoon Itself, Which Had A Pretty Stellar Run In The '60s.

The Commies Are The Only People On Earth Who Think Star Wars Will Work. If They're That Gullible, Maybe We Should Have Held The Summit At Atlantic City And Let Them Lose All Their Missiles Playing Keno.

Writing This Book Required An Enormous Amount Of Help From Friends. To Them Goes The Credit. I'll Take The Money.

God Has No Role To Play In Politics Except To Make Sure Politicians Go Where They Belong. To Hell.