What We Used To Settle With Common

When Asian People Grow Up Fast They Go To College At 13. White People Grow Up Fast It's About Fudge Packing And Triple D's At 13.

People Are Stupid. There's A Lot Of Dumb Stuff That's Successful.

I Spoke To My Dad, And He Said It Took Close To 90 Dollars To Raise Me. But That Was Me And My Sister, And My Sister Moved Out When She Was 16, So Sometimes It Can Knock You Up To Triple Digits To Raise A Kid.

The Shuttle Is The Worst $20 You'll Ever Save. It Adds 90 Minutes To Whatever A Town Car Or Cab Would Have Been. You Have The Unenviable Choice Between Being Dropped Off Last Or Being Dropped Off First And Having A Bunch Of Losers Who Can't Afford Cab Fare And Have No Friends Or Loved Ones With Cars Knowing Exactly Where You Live.

No One Is Depressed When They're Being Chased By A Bear.