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At Age 20, We Worry About What Others Think Of Us. At Age 40, We Don't Care What They Think Of Us. At Age 60, We Discover They Haven't Been Thinking Of Us At All.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

The Best Way To Find Something You Have Lost Is To Buy A Replacement.

Keep Skid Chains On Your Tongue. Say Less Than You Think. Cultivate A Pleasant Voice. How You Say It Is Often More Important Than What You Say.

Some People Take Pleasure In Regaling One And All With Details Of Their Poor Health. They Are Happy To Give An Organ Recital To Anyone Who Will Listen.