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I Don't Find Slashing And Blood Flying Everywhere To Be Scary. I Just Find It Repulsive.

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When I Am Battered And Oppressed By The World That Humanity Has Made - Which Is Difference From The World That Is Was Given - My Primary Defense, My Consolation, Is The Absurdity Of That World