What Was I Thinking? Fact Is I

Other Than My Memory Being A Bit Woolly And My Knees Being A Bit Creaky, I Don't Really Think There's Anything I Can't Do.

I Watch Schlock Telly. Like The 'kardashians.' I Love It. It's My Guilty Pleasure.

Why Would Anyone Want To Be Called A Size Zero Or Even Aspire To Being A Zero? I Don't Even Understand The Thinking Behind It, Let Alone The Practicalities. What Is All That About?

If I Were Alive In Rubens's Time, I'd Be Celebrated As A Model. Kate Moss Would Be Used As A Paint Brush.

I'll Always Be A Fat Girl And I Am Happy With That.