What Was God Doing Before The Divine

Save Water. Shower With Your Girlfriend.

If You Lined Up All The Cars In The World End To End, Someone Would Try To Pass Them.

I’m The Archetype Of A Disabled Genius, Or Should I Say A Physically Challenged Genius, To Be Politically Correct. At Least I’m Obviously Physically Challenged. Whether I’m A Genius Is More Open To Doubt.

Life Would Be Tragic If It Weren't Funny.

We Are Entering An Increasingly Dangerous Period Of Our History. But I'm An Optimist.