What Tinfoil?" He Asked.

Although It Was Very Cold, He Wore No Coat. I Think Some English People Think Coats Are For The Weak.

I Read Two Mysteries A Day When I Was A Kid. All Of Agatha Christie, All Of 'sherlock Holmes.' I've Seen Every Single British Detective Show Ever Made.

We All Know What We're Doing. Whether We Realize It Or Not.

It Was Clearly One Of Those Mornings When I Was Particularly American.

Just Then, My Phone Started Ringing. The Ring Must Have Been Damaged By The Water As Well, So Now It Had A High, Keening Note - Kind Of The Sound I Imagine A Mermaid Might Make If You Punched Her In The Face.