What The Hell, I'll Just Eat Some

There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.

You Have To Motivate Yourself With Challenges. That's How You Know You're Still Alive.

Taking In A Baseball Game On Tv Is Also A Big Treat.

Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought To Have To Be Lied To.

I Was In Front Of An Ambulance The Other Day, And I Noticed That The Word Ambulance Was Spelled In Reverse Print On The Hood Of The Ambulance. And I Thought, Well, Isn't That Clever. I Look In The Rear-view Mirror; I Can Read The Word Ambulance Behind Me. Of Course While You're Reading, You Don't See Where You're Going, You Crash. You Need An Ambulance. I Think They're Trying To Drum Up Some Business On The Way Back From Lunch.