What The Hell Has Hoover Got To

Life Is A Game Like Any Other; We Just Don't Take It As Seriously.

Reading Isn't Good For A Ballplayer. Not Good For His Eyes. If My Eyes Went Bad Even A Little Bit I Couldn't Hit Home Runs. So I Gave Up Reading.

Gee, Its Lonesome In The Outfield. It's Hard To Keep Awake With Nothing To Do.

After All, There's Only One Aswer To Be Made To The Young Fellow Who Is Asking Constantly For Advice As To How To Hit. The Answer Is: "pick Out A Good One And Sock It!

How About A Little Noise. How Do You Expect A Man To Putt?