What Is Your Major Malfunction?

I Always Love To Come To Austin.

Back In The Old Corp, We Weren't Training Those Privates To Infiltrate Into The Peacetime Marine Corp. We Were Training Those Privates To Go To Vietnam.

When You Try To Find Funding For A Vva Function, It Doesn't Seem Like It's Any Trouble At All. People Come Out Of The Woodwork With Their Money To Help Out Because We Went Over And Fought A War.

For Me, It's An Honor For The Military To Ask Me To Go To Iraq, Afghanistan, Or Gitmo. I'm Happy To Go.

I've Never Had To Spend Any Time In The Va Hospital, So I Really Can't Speak For Those Guys.