What Is Success? It Is A Toy

The Best Way To Become A Successful Writer Is To Read Good Writing, Remember It, And Then Forget Where You Remember It From.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

Writing Is Easy. All You Do Is Stare At A Blank Sheet Of Paper Until Drops Of Blood Form On Your Forehead.

A Book Is Never Finished; It's Abandoned.