What Is A Democrat? One Who Believes

Patriotism. Combustible Rubbish Ready To The Torch Of Any One Ambitious To Illuminate His Name.

Advice: The Suggestions You Give Someone Else Which You Hope Will Work For Your Benefit.

Amnesty, N. The State's Magnanimity To Those Offenders Whom It Would Be Too Expensive To Punish.

Impenitence, N. A State Of Mind Intermediate In Point Of Time Between Sin And Punishment.

Botany, N. The Science Of Vegetables - Those That Are Not Good To Eat, As Well As Those That Are. It Deals Largely With Their Flowers, Which Are Commonly Badly Designed, Inartistic In Color, And Ill-smelling.