What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

Religion Is Just Mind Control.

You Ever Notice That? Any Time You See Two Groups Of People Who Really Hate Each Other, Chances Are Good They're Wearing Different Kind Of Hats. Keep An Eye On That, It Might Be Important.

Hard Work Is For People Short On Talent.

People Always Tell Me "have A Nice Day." Well What If I Don't Want To? What If I Want To Have A Crappy Day?

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?