What I Want To Know Is Why

I Think With A Lifetime Appointment To The Supreme Court, You Can't Play, You Know, Hide The Salami, Or Whatever It's Called.

What I Usually Do Is Tell Funny Stories From The Road, Many Of Which Are, Of Course, Unprintable. But I Don't Actually Have A Joke. I Don't Tell Jokes Much. I Tell Little Stories.

I'm Interested In Getting John Kerry Elected President. And Then I'm Interested In Doing Whatever I Can To See That Democrats Retain Democratic Values. And The Thing I'm Most Interested In Is Health Insurance For Everybody. We're The Only Country In The Industrialized World That Doesn't Have That, And We Need That.

The Issue Is Not Abortion. The Issue Is Whether Women Can Make Up Their Own Mind Instead Of Some Right-wing Pastor, Some Right-wing Politician Telling Them What To Do.

I Still Want To Be The Candidate For Guys With Confederate Flags In Their Pickup Trucks.