What I Really Love Is My Scotch.

One Chord Is Fine. Two Chords Are Pushing It. Three Chords And You're Into Jazz.

Senator, It Has Been Reported That You Have Had Illegal Congress With Your Mother.

You Know The Expression 'god Protects Fools And Drunks'? I Qualify For Both.

You Know, When You're Relaxed, You're Putting It Out There, And Then It Comes, Oh, I Can Do That.

When The Past Makes You Laugh And You Can Savor The Magic That Lets You Survive Your Own War, You'll Find That That Fire Is Passion And There's A Door Up Ahead - Not A Wall.